Elfnoodles

I, too, have been playing with Googlism. Thanks go to John and any and all other bloggers he stole it from.

Running Googlism on “elf” begins with a quote from my own blog, which quite frankly scares me. And then it goes on and on. Here are some of my favorites:

elf is not a geek?
elf is a dead elf
elf is coming to get you
elf is satan
elf is 2 feet tall with green pointy shoes and ears
elf is the only way to communicate with our submarines where they are safest
elf is a short creature with large bat
elf is vitally important
elf is also an appropriate procedure for patients with herniated
elf is not a band
elf is a serious giant
elf is able to call forth the intended into the night
elf is strategically located close to a boat ramp and less than 100 yards
elf is slightly resistant to sleep
elf is nothing short of amazing
elf is a more flexible format
elf is currently not well suited for interactive development of theories

noodle is good noodle
noodle is not particularly great
noodle is a very squishy ball
noodle is not a manly dog
noodle is all about all the stuff that we need not explain for ourselves
noodle is listed in the national register of historic places
noodle is the first public appearance of a musical experiment
noodle is thicker on some locomotives than others
noodle is not strong enough yet to carry the tb with pride and elegance
noodle is originally made by charcoal and gives a mouth
noodle is made of foam
noodle is that? what do i do wit hit? do i soak it?
noodle is kinda scary
noodle is not a girl you dumbass
noodle is a very handsome brown mackeral tabby
noodle is at best aloof
noodle is harcore punk as fricken f***