If you can tear your eyes away from the train wreck at the top, be sure to take in the “join” link on the left hand side, which starts out as unreadable red and white text over a full-color American flag image… complete with /blink’s bastard child… which turns to terror-alert code-red red on mouseover.

THEN there are the color and font size choices for the content – big, little, black, red – oh look, a little green – as you scroll down the page. Classic.